Posted by: Captain Easychord | December 8, 2008

Obama: With the terrorists

Over the last few days, President-elect Barack Obama has become embroiled in a controversy that may shake his presidency to the very core. Reports have come out that Obama uses a Zune! On its own, this news would be controversial and maybe shocking… but wait, there’s more!

You see, a few months back, Al-Qaeda gave the Zune its endorsement on national television. At the time, Obama was battling allegations that he had close ties to terrorist organizations. Having won the election, Obama’s true colors, his terrorist sympathies and his Zune are all now coming out in one convenient package. His aides, are already trying to cover up the story by insisting that Obama uses an iPod. However, until he shows us his digital media player, his playlists and maybe a few cool apps on whatever phone he’s using… will the American people believe him?

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